You Ain’t Cute | Rolling With Steve Harvey

You Ain’t Cute | Rolling With Steve Harvey


But I really owe that to my mama ’cause my mama made us
wear suits all the time. I’m comfortable in a suit. People say, “Man, a shirt
and tie, I’m uncomfortable.” I’m comfortable. I come to work to dress. I wear a suit every day. I wear a suit seven days a week. Seriously, if I’m off
and I take my wife out, I wear a suit when I take my girl out. You know? I wear a suit every day. I like suits. (beep) fly to me. But you know my mother told
me when I was a little boy that affected me? She said, “Son, every woman
loves a well-dressed man.” (audience cheering) And as a little boy, that
(beep) stuck with me. (audience clapping) And then you know I knew I
wasn’t gonna be attractive, ’cause my mother told me. (audience laughing) No, really. No, my mama told me when
we was nine, she said, “Baby, get out the mirror. “Stay out the mirror. “We don’t have attractive
men in this family. “You’re not fitting to be cute. “Now you gonna be all right,
but you ain’t gonna be cute. “Just work hard, know
how to treat a woman, “and you can get the woman, “and go and make yourself a good living, “where you can take care of a family, “and some woman’ll want that. “And then you’ll be able
to get a good woman.” That’s all the (beep) I knew. Work hard, and dress up,
’cause you ain’t cute. (audience laughing) If more men would understand that (beep), see like all my friends is ugly. (audience laughing) I don’t have cute (beep) friends. (beep) friends. I don’t even like pretty men. (beep) sitting up in
here, he pretty (beep). (audience laughing) See, you got to know that you ugly. And you’ve got to be
all right with (beep). You gotta be a man’s man. Men’s men, we ugly. We not attractive. See some dudes in here that
ain’t came to that (beep). (audience laughing) What dude in here think they not ugly? See (beep), what’d I tell ya? (audience laughing) I know this (beep) ain’t. (audience laughing) You raise your (beep) hand? (audience laughing) Now, did you understand the question? I said who in here don’t think they ugly? (audience laughing) Oh, you really don’t think you ugly? (audience laughing) Ain’t that a (beep)? (audience laughing) (beep) right here! (audience laughing) What the (beep)? See this? This (beep) is shocking. (audience laughing) Man. – You done? – Huh? (audience member shouting) (audience laughing) You know, now look, he all right. (audience laughing) but the (beep) ain’t
cute, don’t mean (beep). (audience laughing) ‘Cause when he stood up,
everybody kinda went, “Oh.” (audience laughing) Any time you gotta cock your head when you look at a (beep), you stare at him, you go. (audience laughing) ‘Cause you know you’re
trying to see what he see. (audience laughing) Now, he all right. He ain’t like no ugly (beep) dude, but them (beep) not cute though. (audience laughing) See, let me find… (audience laughing) Yep, ain’t a cute (beep) in here. (audience laughing) Now Reuben think he cute. (audience laughing) And Reuben performs as he cute. Reuben be in front of people
like ain’t (beep) wrong. (audience laughing) (upbeat music)

43 Comments

  • Best Vines 1

    January 8, 2020

    πŸ’“

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  • Alvan Ngando

    January 8, 2020

    "You ain't cute" 100% relatable

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  • Faisal Amjad

    January 8, 2020

    Love the show hope to see longer videos shared

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  • Alvan Ngando

    January 8, 2020

    " He alright…but the modafuka ain't cute"

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  • gkz Ym

    January 8, 2020

    Ω…Ω† Ω‡Ω†Ψ§ عربي

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  • MUSHRAF BLLA

    January 8, 2020

    Sixth Comment

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  • Devendra Singh

    January 8, 2020

    Remove beeep beeep please 🀣

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  • Mohammed Jullah

    January 8, 2020

    Hi God bless you and your family always whenever you are you always make happy me when I am sad
    Respects you are great

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  • Trap Lord So

    January 8, 2020

    Wow why would his mom said that tho?

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  • Natasha Christabella

    January 8, 2020

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣lol

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  • MR. BIGGZ

    January 8, 2020

    Steve ass needs help lol.

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  • positive universe

    January 8, 2020

    Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.

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  • Mary Shoemaker

    January 8, 2020

    I just love watch'n Steve Harvey he has class n style and he is so funny πŸ’žπŸ€£πŸ’•

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  • Shellingz God

    January 8, 2020

    Dwl πŸ˜‚

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  • U STAR 116

    January 8, 2020

    "Did you understand the question?". I cracked HAHHAHAH

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  • Mohammad Jaafar

    January 8, 2020

    Guys any idea how I can listen to this uncensored?

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  • Regina Denise Clarke

    January 8, 2020

    Steve Harvey FunnY' LMBO'πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  • SuperChiko4000

    January 8, 2020

    You're a legend

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  • Lena Haris

    January 8, 2020

    I am cute with rolling with Steve..and I love much love God bless

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  • Ama Jang

    January 8, 2020

    So to my fellow ugly fellas out there: work hard and Dress up I guess.

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  • zoetemeid

    January 8, 2020

    Mister harvey you always know how to bring joy to my day so thankful for ur gift u share with the world im from suriname .

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  • Susan Shamalaza

    January 8, 2020

    How can one get steves attention and get him to contact me??

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  • Carolyn Payne

    January 8, 2020

    Wow

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  • Crystal McKinney

    January 8, 2020

    🀣🀣🀣

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  • Dotar Sojat

    January 8, 2020

    Lmao everybody ugly just like that mustache that's supposed to be on your headβ˜πŸ˜œπŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • keith moran

    January 8, 2020

    Something About Steve Harvey has always rub me the wrong way since The Steve Harvey show.

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  • Saundra Gordon-Grant

    January 8, 2020

    I beg to differ! I think that Steve Harvey is a very attractive man and the fact that he dresses his ass off is a plus! I don't understand why he keep saying that he is ugly. There's a saying that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder." I think that Steve is a good-looking man! IJS!! If you weren't married, I could see myself with you!

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  • nursrhymes

    January 8, 2020

    My girl πŸ‘πŸ₯°

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  • Arthur Prior

    January 8, 2020

    There are other things in between Cute And Ugly. He asked that guy if he thought he wasn't ugly. He even said he was a'ight. There are average looking,ok looking good looking. It doesn't go from Brad Pitt straight to Seal.

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  • OnDemand PowerWashing

    January 9, 2020

    Si te ves tal cΓ³mo tus fotos – (y tomando en consideraciΓ³n que tu carΓ‘cter es divino) – sin duda eres lo mΓ‘s serca que a llegado el ser humano a perfecciΓ³n.

    Reply
  • katherinethenormal48

    January 9, 2020

    There is no need for all that swearing!!!

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  • Quinn B

    January 9, 2020

    1:11 Reply with what you think they were so excited about πŸ˜‚

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  • ByteSize

    January 9, 2020

    "Ain't that a bitch"🀣🀣🀣

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  • joseph robinson

    January 9, 2020

    I can relate I been unattractive my whole life so I'm used to it

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  • Ruun Mohamed

    January 10, 2020

    That’s so funny πŸ˜‚

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  • Henrietta Jones

    January 10, 2020

    I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU STEVE. YOU ARE A HANDSOME MAN AND BUILT NICE. THERE ARE A LOT OF CUTE MEN AS YOU CALL IT, IN THE WORLD.

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  • Brandon Edwards

    January 10, 2020

    πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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  • Mike Tran

    January 11, 2020

    Men aren’t ugly Steve Harvey. But you are ugly.

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  • Maximus Freeman

    January 11, 2020

    It's beauty Vs Power
    Beauty is for females .males supposed to be powerful ,provide safety and security for the family ( in our time that means BE RICH ) .

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  • Sam Gonzalez

    January 12, 2020

    I have 12 Double Breasted Suits. Whenever I go out whether it's the mall, the clinic, the doctor's appointment, vacation, cruising around town, I always wear a double breasted suit!

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  • Frankie Bones

    January 12, 2020

    First time in my life at 53 years old, I put on an expensive suit, I'm cute as f*ck. Problem is that you need a cute bank account to make the whole thing work.

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  • Hadi Rajabloo

    January 13, 2020

    That beep is so f… annoying!

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  • outsideworld76

    January 13, 2020

    Women after 30 or not cute… so they better work hard.

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