Taxi Stoltenberg

Taxi Stoltenberg


Today is Friday, and as every Friday, I have participated in the government meeting with the King. The rest of the day will be quite different than most Fridays. As Prime Minister it is important to listen to people’s opinions. And in taxis, people really say what they mean. A day in June To Spektrum road at Teisen, please. When I see you from behind, you look a lot like Stoltenberg. You think I look like Stoltenberg? Are you Stoltenberg? … it’s temporary right now, but I guess it will fall some next year … – Oh my oh my – What? Do you see who’s driving? You look like… Maybe your eyes? Yes, it’s the eyes.. Yes, maybe it’s just the eyes? Let me see. Yes – holy – you really look like! What? – Who, what?
– What, is it? What? Es el primer ministro de la Noruega Have you started driving a taxi? Yes. Yeah, part time? Yes. I was lucky now, because I wanted to send you a letter. We have to motivate the youngest pupils without giving grades. Of course, you have to comply with regulations… Yes. … but how it’s done varies. The main point is to make sure good students have something to stretch for, and to give those who struggle extra help. So, will you vote this fall? Yeah That’s good, it’s important to vote. So, you agree with me on oil policy? No, the Socialist Party agrees with you on that. OK, the Socialists then… You don’t agree? No. When we started talking about schools, I almost forgot it’s you driving. That’s good All these corporate leaders… .. they shouldn’t have so high salaries. It’s hard to stop it. They push eachother and compare wages. Yes. But we do.. Yes, but you are the Prime Minister.. Yeah, but you know, I can’t decide over these companies on my own. To be totally honest… That’s not good.. Your driving isn’t exactly the best I’ve seen. It’s eight years since i drove last. But I think I’m doing rather well. Yeah.. I think. At least I’m alive.. So, what do you think, will you have another term? That’s what I’m working for. There are always different arguments to an issue. And, You’ll never find a party that you totally agree with. That party does not exist. Did you go to the large or the small beach? We went to the small one. Yeah, the small one is the best. You quit as Grande Papa of Norway? Quit as Grande Papa? Grande Papa, si. Yes, primeiro-ministro? Yes? No. I have not quit as primeiro-ministro. So, this was really nice. Yes, I enjoyed it as well, you know. I’ll vote Labour now, you know. That’s great

100 Comments

  • dreammachine104

    August 15, 2013

    nevermind, i found out how to put the subtitles on.

    Reply
  • Bader G

    August 16, 2013

    Nice

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  • corhydron111

    August 16, 2013

    And that is how you handle public relations!

    Reply
  • Erik Mørch

    August 16, 2013

    Arbeiderpartiet FTW

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  • turbotitti tis

    August 16, 2013

    Heia Grandepapa !!

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  • A2Kaid

    August 17, 2013

    Flott PM og video.

    Reply
  • 074o8tB6St

    August 17, 2013

    kalo mouni i ksanthia

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  • Åsmund T. Strønen

    August 17, 2013

    Dette er sjovt…

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  • RayaneLucas7

    August 18, 2013

    that's really nice

    Reply
  • Claudio Olave

    August 18, 2013

    Grande,, Papaaaaa !!!!

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  • Nahren Warda

    August 18, 2013

    Beste

    Reply
  • jimlawl

    August 18, 2013

    wtf

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  • Pavel L

    August 18, 2013

    Да, Stoltenberg не чета Вовану.

    Reply
  • Timothy Morningwood

    August 18, 2013

    Fasinerende

    Reply
  • Morgan Sirlin

    August 18, 2013

    I wish our politicians would be so humble as to do something like this…

    Reply
  • BLITZ NOOR

    August 19, 2013

    wooooooow

    Reply
  • سيف الباشق

    August 19, 2013

    اوادم ومتواضعين

    Reply
  • Freddy

    August 19, 2013

    wtf

    Reply
  • Cindy88679

    August 20, 2013

    Hei

    Reply
  • Uli Schizzi

    August 20, 2013

    Y la siguiente semana no se pierda: Enrique Peña Nieta microbusero.

    Reply
  • Arnepa

    August 20, 2013

    Hallo

    Reply
  • Мигель Джэксон

    August 21, 2013

    Ну и где эти русские субтитры?

    Reply
  • MingoMash

    August 23, 2013

    Norway is so weird.. :b not in a bad way

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  • kimma16

    August 24, 2013

    Som taxi sjåfør gjør han i hvert fall en brukelig jobb.

    Reply
  • Talane TV

    August 24, 2013

    <3 <3 <3

    Reply
  • Donovan Cleophas

    August 25, 2013

    Helt utmerket herr statsminister!

    Reply
  • Roheel Yaqub

    August 25, 2013

    what? 1,4 mill views and i am comment nr 2 … O.o

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  • MrAzizVEVO

    August 25, 2013

    good for norway

    Reply
  • Tuna

    August 28, 2013

    Du-te și închide-te Jens Stoltenberg 🙂 We all love you from romania!

    Reply
  • krist0sh

    August 28, 2013

    Jaja, det går jo an 🙂

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  • Narthwrongway

    August 29, 2013

    estaría bien con un vaso de leche.

    Reply
  • Dwight David Eisenhower

    August 29, 2013

    Må nesten se over jobb alternativer nå, Jens. Snart arbeidsledig vettu 😛

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  • Jørgen r

    August 30, 2013

    venstre4life

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  • Tom Syvertsen

    August 30, 2013

    he is Norway's most powerful man

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  • Hannes Kirsman

    August 30, 2013

    It allmost looks like the girls at 3:06-3:12 don't understand anything. 🙂

    Reply
  • Kåre Benjamin

    August 30, 2013

    Andre kommentar?

    Reply
  • amandacc

    August 30, 2013

    badass han her altså

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  • Victoria Langø

    August 31, 2013

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH AP<3

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  • Arvid Serdyutskiy

    August 31, 2013

    Seguro que no 😀

    Reply
  • Wildbeaver

    August 31, 2013

    Heia Jenseman!

    Reply
  • Player Kris

    August 31, 2013

    WOAH STEM ARBEIDSPARTIET

    Reply
  • TheRemoteTTL

    September 1, 2013

    now this is amazing… trully awesome move from minister! keep it going… just some make up would give You best results!

    Reply
  • Øystein Kristiansen

    September 1, 2013

    Haha 🙂 Tror nok Sr. Mariano Rajoy er ALTFOR konservativ ..

    Reply
  • Marumaru

    September 1, 2013

    hyggelig da:)

    Reply
  • Pax M

    September 1, 2013

    Stem på Arbeiderpartiet #1

    Reply
  • InfectedKush

    September 2, 2013

    سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ ̷̴̐خ

    Reply
  • Mr.Sumay

    September 2, 2013

    Haha

    Reply
  • Mr.Sumay

    September 2, 2013

    Haha

    Reply
  • jesper Søntvedt

    September 3, 2013

    grande papa de Norge…

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  • Besart Reka

    September 4, 2013

    Jeg er imponert og får nesten tårer av glede på hvor fritt vi lever her, ikke rart Norge er verdens beste land å bo i. og Jens du er rå og jeg vil stemme for deg…og for Norge.

    Reply
  • Crossed noone

    September 4, 2013

    Papa ministero?

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  • mutanic

    September 5, 2013

    Salute for him, at least he know how hard to be a taxi driver…

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  • arttubeman11

    September 5, 2013

    Dette er en fin måte å bli kjent stemmerne på!!!

    Reply
  • Pirate47x

    September 6, 2013

    jens is fucking cool :DDD

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  • kimma16

    September 6, 2013

    Der folk sier hva de egentlig mener, er internett. Gamling..

    Reply
  • Kelran

    September 8, 2013

    Det hadde de ikke forventet 🙂

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  • Pat TheRedMan

    September 8, 2013

    Haha

    Reply
  • umznor

    September 9, 2013

    hei

    Reply
  • svs.Mathias Ellefsrud

    September 9, 2013

    Gratulerer du var på tven på nrk haha

    Reply
  • Steven Waagen

    September 9, 2013

    Haha;)))

    Reply
  • Marcus Bjørneseth

    September 9, 2013

    Denne såg ej på tv, måtte berre komentere 🙂

    Reply
  • Hussain Alsamad

    September 9, 2013

    Du har den beste partiet i hele norge du er best jeg seteer på deg jeg håper at du vinner

    Reply
  • Steven Waagen

    September 9, 2013

    Haha!!

    Reply
  • Nikoline T

    September 9, 2013

    Den spanske kommentaren ga meg ingen mening…

    Reply
  • Henry8Q

    September 9, 2013

    Kult jeg ser på tv dere

    Reply
  • ZZZmiss911

    September 9, 2013

    1 ja nå er det 3 sørås! ;P

    Reply
  • Henry8Q

    September 9, 2013

    Sorry kom Henning denne videoen:(

    Reply
  • Markus

    September 9, 2013

    er det bare en komentar!

    Reply
  • Sordby

    September 9, 2013

    hehe

    Reply
  • Sara Eden

    September 9, 2013

    LOl

    Reply
  • bu11etman

    September 9, 2013

    "Oh.. sorry. It's 8 years since I've been driving a car……."

    Reply
  • TorjusAune

    September 9, 2013

    Post denne hvis dere faktisk bryr dere om hva folk mener! Jeg stemmer ikke AP fordi jeg ikke er enig i politikken deres! Det er min mening, hvis noen APere bryr seg….

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  • Gabriel Abrahamsen

    September 9, 2013

    Jens i taxi! Wow…

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  • zenab ahmef

    September 9, 2013

    stolt av deg!! et godt eksempel:) du er alltid en vinner . glad i deg:)

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  • HeadLikeABlock

    September 9, 2013

    Det er sporty gjort

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  • Åge Flakk

    September 9, 2013

    Et godt framtidig yrkesvalg for dæ Jens, tatt i betraktning valgresultatet.
    Kondolere med valget

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  • Kirill Wickstrøm

    September 9, 2013

    Dag Sørås! 😀

    Reply
  • our16life

    September 10, 2013

    Du er søt Jensemann <3

    Reply
  • Movzhuru

    September 10, 2013

    it is wonderful how people respond to him.

    Reply
  • Sondre Bosth Johansen

    September 10, 2013

    Kul👍😂👌

    Reply
  • Muckdumb

    September 10, 2013

    Er det mulig å kommentere?

    Reply
  • Sid Walker

    September 10, 2013

    synd han ikke blei valgt

    Reply
  • hrdu

    September 10, 2013

    utrolig bra 😀

    Reply
  • Kriss power

    September 11, 2013

    2 kommentarer!? 1,5 mill har jo sett.. HAHA! Savner deg som statminister Jens 🙁

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  • axycorn

    September 16, 2013

    Sløv type 🙂 haha

    Reply
  • Kitteell

    September 16, 2013

    jensemann

    Reply
  • Bjørn

    September 25, 2013

    Does this video really have 1.5 million views and two (2) comments?

    Reply
  • noraqvi

    September 30, 2013

    Haha lol

    Reply
  • Долбушина и Пугач

    October 3, 2013

    Медведева все представили?

    Reply
  • megol hanisel

    October 3, 2013

    problemet med skolene er ikke lærerene men det er for store klasser og mer bråk!!! Det vet jeg selv fordi jeg er 13 år!

    Reply
  • midorinonohara

    October 15, 2013

    日本の政治家にもぜひやってもらいたいですね。

    Reply
  • Nicolay Oksum Evensen

    October 18, 2013

    Jens er best

    Reply
  • Harliequinable

    October 19, 2013

    three with yours.

    Reply
  • Gnawer Shreth

    November 19, 2013

    He's such a cool guy. Obviously, I don't see everything he does (I'm from Denmark. Not Norway.) but he always seems to do well, when I see him somewhere.
    The way he handled the whole Utøya aftermath was very impressive and inspiring imo. I'd vote for him given the chance. 😉

    Reply
  • Telomerase

    December 11, 2013

    YouTube, if most of the trending videos are in English, the people who speak Norwegian or whatever this is, probably left already. Now you're left with confused, english-speaking viewers. You make no sense.

    Reply
  • فارس

    January 1, 2014

    Did they all recognise him? I don't speak Norwegian.

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  • TRANSMURISMO 2 - Mathias T.W.P - EN Gaming

    February 25, 2014

    Vel. Nå som Erna er statsminister, kan du vel begynne med taxikjoføring i fritiden, eller hva Jens? 🙂

    Reply
  • Anonymous Commenter

    February 28, 2014

    papaaaaaaaaasi Loooool WTF  is that 

    Reply
  • MaggareN

    March 29, 2014

    Hat han eller elsk han. Jensemann er nå i det minste en flott fyr.

    Reply
  • Incog Neato

    November 3, 2014

    RESPECT

    Reply

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