SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!


(Sigh) Mario: Can’t Wait To Watch TV! Jeffy: Hey Daddy, Wanna See Me Be A Fish? Mario: A Fish? Jeffy: Yeah, Watch. (INSTANT CONSTIPATION) Mario: J- Jeffy Stop It. (CONSTIPATION AGAIN) Goodman: Breaking News, Mkkay! YouTube Sensation, Hogan Paul, A YouTuber Who Has 15 Million Subscribers And Makes Millions Of Dollars For Making Vdeos On YouTube Goodman: Is Under Fire This Week, For Recording Himself, Hitting His Dead Hamster With A Baseball Bat Goodman: We Have Footage To Show You Now, But Keep In Mind The Video Footage Is Disturbing. What’s up HoeGang guess what I found this morning! my hamster died! look at em’ all dead. Oh, you know what I do with dead hamsters? This! (Hogan Hits Dead Hamster):(] WABOOOSH!!! Haha!! HAAAAAAAAA
*Hogan.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING* Wow, that is disturbing. Anyway, we have an exclusive interview with Hogan Paul now. Goodman? I’m over here with YouTube sensation, Hogan Paul, who has recently …came under fire for hitting his dead hamster with a baseball bat. Hogan…? Hogan? Hogan!! Huh? yeah, yeah Where did you think, it was acceptable, to hit your dead hamster, with a baseball bat? Man, that hamster was already dead though and like what else you supposed to do with a dead hamster? Um… Bury it, have a funeral for i- MOST PEOPLE, WOULD BE SAD How you gonna be sad when your youtube famous- BUY MAH MERCH!(okay so i just went to his merch merch page and i am freaked out there was literally a dvd of him eating a pizza in front of a homeless family) Well, we thought you would have learned your lesson, after you ate an entire pizza, in front of a homeless family. Man, I was hungry though, Hogan gotta eat!(me too) Well, what about the time you recorded yourself doing magic tricks, for the blind people? Man, they missed a good show and they didn’t even clap… The deaf people did though.(you are messed up hogan -Now I got a question for you…
-What’s that? What are thooooOooooooose?!?!?! Ahahahah. Wow, that was a shocking interview. However, YouTube DID release a statement earlier this morning, stating that they do not Condone the actions of Hogan Paul, but he makes them too much money. Therefore, He will not be punished(NOOOOOOO) He makes millions of dollars making YouTube videos?! Jeffy! We can do that! we can make videos! Jeffy stop it, Jeffy stop it!! *POOP FALLS OUT* What, Daddy, I was being a fish. Jeffy, that guy on TV makes millions of dollars making YouTube videos, we could do that! What are we gonna make videos about daddy? Where’s your hamster at… oh, I gave it away. What? (oh you messed up now) UH-uh nothing jeffy! Let me go get my laptop. We’re gonna make your YouTube channel. Okay, daddy. Alright jeffy, What do you want your YouTube username to be? I pee out of my butt. I know, Jeffy, but what do you want your YouTube username to be? Uh… uh… Billonmypoopbutt69! *JEFFY BREATHING* What? No- I’m not going to call you that! You know I’m gonna call it Jeffy. Just your username is gonna be Jeffy:( Just Jeffy. Alright Jeffy Now let me get my camera so we can start making videos, and get rich! Alright daddy. Alright, Jeffy We’re gonna start off with toy unboxing videos There’s a lot of videos of parents making their kids open up toys on YouTube(like EvantubeHD And they get millions! and MILLIONS of views! so when I say go, you’re gonna open up these Legos and have fun, OK?(i guess thats not not true) Okay, daddy! Alright, and… go! Hi! My name is Jeffy! And I got me a Lego set! What are you gonna do with all those Legos, Jeffy? I’m gonna play with them when I get them open, Daddy! UAAHHH! *munching* *not family-friendly 🙁 Mmm! Those Legos taste really good! See daddy, it says 5-12 years! And I ate em’ all in only 10 seconds! Woah! what’s going on here?! *OH NO HERE COMES THE POLICE* -The police?!
-The YouTube police! You can’t do that on YouTube! It’s against the rules! What’s against the rules? This is child endangerment! You’re teaching kids to eat Legos! Hey, hey, do not eat Legos. Okay, it’s dangerous *well DUH* We’re not teaching kids eat Legos, look kids already know not to eat Legos, look. There’s a choking hazard on the box Well it’s a choking hazard on my underwear too. But then doesn’t stop my wife She- She eats my underwear. It’s a nuisance*He has a weird wife* Well Jeffy, looks like you can’t eat Legos on YouTube. Well, *ϨÇ˚* HEY HEY HEY! YOU CAN’T CUSS ON YOUTUBE EITHER! Why not? BECAUSE IT’S NOT FAMILY-FRIENDLY. And you have to be family-friendly. Okay, well… Ok… Well, what are all the things we can’t do then? *Sigh* Hold on, let me get the book… Wha- the book? *GRUNT* Here we go. This is the big book of things you cannot do on YouTube. That’s a huge book! Yeah, this is just Volume one. There’s 30 volumes of this. Ok… Well what are all the things we CAN do? Oh, I got that too, hang on, there you go. Tha- That’s a fortune cookie… Yeah, but inside of the things you can do. Ok, well, show me. Okay, *CRUSHING OF COOKIE* just push this up here… take a look at what we got, uh… Ok, lemme just crush this up here, take a look at what we got….
*Crunching noises* Uhh.. Now let’s see, uh, all right. That’s… wow I didn’t bring my glasses. That’s… that’s really small… yeah, I can’t read this. Uh, let’s just say I know the things you can’t do, okay? Alright, uh, alright Jeffy… Let’s try opening up another toy… Here, open this toy. I don’t want to. YOU’RE GONNA OPEN IT! HEY HEY HEY! YOU CAN’T DO THAT! Wha- wha- what? Y-you’re trying to make him do something doesn’t wanna do! You can’t do that! But- but they get a lot of views though! No- It’s againt the rules, you cannot do that! *SIGH* Alright, Jeffy, then I guess we won’t do toy unboxing videos. Let’s find something else to do… Okay, daddy. Alright, Jeffy Now, we’re gonna try to make blender videos We’re gonna put a bunch of stuff in the blender, to see if it’ll blend or not. People love this stuff! It’s really cheap, and it gets millions and millions of views, so you’re gonna blend these eggs first I drew faces on it to make it more funny, so when I say go you blend up the eggs, all right? *OH NO* We’re gonna blend the eggies, daddy? Yeah, go! Hey, guys! My name is Jeffy, and today, we’re gonna be blending these eggies! Will it blend? Let’s find out! *BLENDER BLENDS*
JESUS CHRIST JEFFY YOU’RE KILLING THESE EGGS NOOOOOOOO* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE EGGIES ARE DYING DADDY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Yep, they got blended into a million peices! Oh, we gonna get so many views, Jeffy, so many views! Oh- No you’re not! Wait- What? You broke the rules again! Wha- What rules did we break?! Let’s take a look! According to paragraph 5 sub-section C, Article 4, you drew faces on those eggs, which means you were pretending they were people when you kill them, and that’s murder. WHA- N-NO, we didn’t pretend there were people, they were just eggs! Well they might have just been next to you, but to this CHICKEN, they were HER KIDS! I know, I know, honey. They’re MONSTERS!
*Chicken sobbing* *Chicken sobbing even louder* Yeah, I know.. Ok, fine! We’ll do something else then, come on, Jeffy. *SIGH* Okay, Jeffy now we’re gonna try to make a gaming channel I’m gonna record you playing video games, on your DS And it should get millions of views nothing wrong with that, is there? Nope, not yet. But I’ll be watching.
Alright, Jeffy, you ready? But I’ll be watching. All right Jeffy, you ready? Yeah this is so cool daddy. Alright, let me get the camera… *GRUNTING* *JEFFY SNAPS THE DS* *snap* Wha- JEFFY!!!!! YOU BROKE IT- W-WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, JEFFY?! *OFFICER BROOKLYN T. GUY LAUGHS* Oh my god that was hilarious! You are gonna get millions of views for that! Wha-wai-wai-wait, really?! Oh yeah, people love that kinda stuff! Well, I-I wasn’t recording though! Oh… Oh, that sucks. Um… Do you have another DS? Wha- Nooo! What are we gonna do to get view? This sucks!
Um… Oh you could try vlogging! Um… Oh- You can try vlogging! Vlogging? What’s that? Well, it’s what Hogan Paul does, he just records himself doing stuff in his everyday life, And then he gets millions of dollars for it. Oh-uh, Millions of dollars to record your everyday life? Alright, Jeffy, here, here’s a camera Just go record your everyday life, just go record yourself doing something stupid. Just you, go vlog, okay? Ok, daddy! Go become a millionaire! Alright, I hope this works, but he’s not breaking the rules, is he? Uh, not yet. Alright… (Jeffy Recording) How do you turn this thing on? Uh uH UH UH UH UH UH UH UHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Gasp*, wha-, what are you doing in there, You wanna see my Pencil? See? Look, it’s up my nose! See? Look at it! It’s on my nose! Diaper cam time! (Yay Diaper Cam Time) Oh, diaper cam!
Uh! *GRUNT* *GRUNT* Uh! Diaper-Cam! Uh! Diaper Cam! Well, my name is Jeffy. And I am in the kitchen right now, and, uh, I got me a plate of green beans! And I hate green beans! They look like boogers. And I don’t like to eat boogers, unless they come out of my nose. You wanna know what I do to these? Well I’ll show you. (Jeffy Destroys Plate Full Of Green Beans) (Shatter) *GASP* Daddy’s gonna be mad? And right here, I got my cat piano, see? I’ll play it for you. ♪ I hate green beans! I like carrots! I like carrots! And my daddy is a tooth fairy! Tooth fairy! Tooth fairy! UH UH UH! ♪ What do you think about that? What d’ya think ’bout that? Well, I think it’s time for me to S my diaper, so, I’ll be right back! (Means to poop his pants) *JEFFY GRUNTING* Uhhh uhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Farts* *Grunting noises* What?! Two views?! I thought you said would get millions! Well it gets millions when Hogan Paul does it, maybe you should be more like him! Maybe you should be more like him! What? More like him? Um… (Jeffy Changes To Jeffy Paul) (Jeffy Getting A lot Of Subs And Views) Wha-, look! Millions of views, and millions of subscribers! Wow! That was fast! And all just because you changed your last name to Paul? *Doorbell* Who’s that? Uh, hold on… Uh, hello?
Does Jeffy Paul live here? Does Jeffy Paul live here? Uh- Yeah, Jeffy Paul lives here. Here’s yours first months check. And by check, I mean a bag full of ca$h Ba-Bag full of cash? Bag full of cash? How much is this? All of it. A-all of it? Yep. Uh, uh- Alright… Keep up the good work. O-o-o-okay… Oh my god, guys, look at all this money from YouTube! We’re rich!! YouTube money, baby! I made all this money? You sure did, “Jeffy Paul”! You’re the greatest son ever! Uh, don’t assume his gender. (It’s 2018 guys, come on.) Oh, I’m sorry. Alright Jeffy, now that you’ve made millions of dollars, and you have influence on millions of people What are you gonna do now? I am gonna film a video in the forest! Ok! Ohhh god! This is gonna be awesome! Yeah, I don’t see how this would go wrong at all. (Sobbing) Wow, that went really bad. Jeffy, why did you think that was a good idea? The views, daddy. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? Wh-What’s the problem? Well we lost all our money and our subscribers hate us!
Well, that’s okay, We’re gonna forget about it in a week anyway. Wh-wait, really? Yeah, you’re not gonna even get punished! What, really? Yeah, unless you’re making videos with puppets! THAT’S BAD! THAT’S REALLY BAD! WE’RE GONNA AGE-RESTRICT YOU! (Don”t Do It To SML) (Brooklyn Don’t Do It) YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING THAT! YOU’RE LUCKY WE EVEN HAVE A CHANNEL! *Now for a quick out-takes…* Okay, we’re gonna try to blend this potato Yeah, that’ll blend. Or we’ll try to blend these gumballs… Well, that’ll blend, but it’s colorful, so I like it! Yeah, we’ll also try to blend these, uh, these gummy bears… Oh, ok! What about your phone, daddy? My phone? What- NO! JEFFY! YOU’RE GOING TO BLEND MY PHONE?! (Jeffy No) (Phone In Blender) Hey daddy, What about your phone what my phone my phone What about your phone? WHAT- MY PHONE?! N-NOT MY PHONE! (Jeffy NOOOOOOOOO) (Phone In Blender) (Again) And today, we’re gonna blend Mr. ‘Tato! Yep, say goodbye for Mr. ‘Tato! Will he blend?! We’ll find out! (Jeffy Turns On Blender While Mr Tado Is In) (Mr Tado In Blender) (Rip Mr Tado) Captions by trenton casey (The End)

100 Comments

  • kidster Vlogs

    September 15, 2019

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    September 15, 2019

    My Favorite YouTuber Is Omni Viewer Because He Makes Content I Like And Is Cool And Creative In His Own Way

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  • Savage Izaac952

    September 15, 2019

    I don’t like it that Mario cries over money 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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  • Enrique Larios

    September 15, 2019

    YOU!!. Becuse YOUR SOOOOO COOL
    😂😂😂

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    September 15, 2019

    Mine is jake Paul because I said so

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    September 15, 2019

    Mines jeffy aul and sml sll sbl and mrbeadt

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  • xxshootyourself123

    September 15, 2019

    Hogan paul

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  • Black soul Gacha

    September 15, 2019

    I’m so glad that’s not a real hamster….

    Reply
  • :h:e:y PEPS

    September 15, 2019

    3:37 WELL F* HEY HEY

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  • Mike Rotondo

    September 15, 2019

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

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    September 15, 2019

    My favourite yt channel is Danny P, because he made the best fortnite rap so g

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    September 15, 2019

    You favorite YouTuber YouTuber me

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    September 15, 2019

    You. Gods

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  • Chelsea Lindsay

    September 15, 2019

    "Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh hey daddy wanna see me be a fish"

    Reply
  • moth

    September 15, 2019

    You

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  • Mr beast jr

    September 16, 2019

    This is wrong

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  • Lily and alyssa Show

    September 16, 2019

    7:52 that face Jeffy is making LOL

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  • All that Good stuff

    September 16, 2019

    Sml

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  • Robert Laird

    September 16, 2019

    Jeffy because he's freaking hilarious

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  • iiartxsy

    September 16, 2019

    puts captions on this video its haaliros

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  • Ben Snow

    September 16, 2019

    0:48 Goodman’s face tho

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    September 16, 2019

    Preston is my favorite YouTuber because he is cool and funny

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    September 16, 2019

    My favourite YouTuber is Pewdiepie

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    September 16, 2019

    You

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    September 16, 2019

    5:35

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  • Tater Bug

    September 16, 2019

    My fave youtuber is #jaiden animations
    Go check her out shes So funny

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  • Miya Just

    September 16, 2019

    I love thie video and also sub to my video its name is miya just with this same thing and im doing clog

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  • Karen Sheer

    September 17, 2019

    i wish i can make a youtube channel like you jeffy you are awsome amazing i love you jeffy and jeffy why did you make a video in the forest you lost your money no.

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  • Gargay Boss

    September 17, 2019

    My favorite youtuber is SML

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  • Librado Arreguin

    September 17, 2019

    Hi.

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  • Legion Hacks

    September 17, 2019

    Jeffy being a fish is my Paralysis Demon.

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  • W Rm

    September 17, 2019

    U because ur da best

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  • Will let

    September 17, 2019

    My favourite YouTuber is you guys because you guys are the best and my favourite SML character is Jeffy

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  • Raine and Ashley

    September 17, 2019

    My favorite YouTuber is JEFFFFFFYYYYYYYY AND SML

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    September 17, 2019

    i have three favorite youtubers its itsfunneh sssniperwolf and supermarlologan

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    September 17, 2019

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    September 17, 2019

    you

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    September 17, 2019

    You

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  • Cheeser Craft

    September 17, 2019

    Hogan Paul? So his brother is named Hake Paul.

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    September 17, 2019

    Super Mario Logan because he's so funny

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    September 17, 2019

    Your my favourite youtuber

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    September 17, 2019

    Your my fav youtuber

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    September 17, 2019

    Ooo im god haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Brody Blanco

    September 17, 2019

    What did Jeff say to Mario

    Read more

    Reply
  • Amrit Mantar Leroy Garcia

    September 17, 2019

    SML IDEAS
    SML Movie: The Lockdown
    Jeffy is at school once again but when Jackie Chu is about to dismiss everyone, the class heard that there is a school shooter coming to school

    The Sonic Trailer But Actually Fixed
    Characters:
    Sonic as himself
    Brooklyn Guy as Tom Wachowski
    Goodman as Bennington
    Mario as Dr Eggman
    Chef Pee Pee as Agent Stone
    The SML Cast as people at the Pentagon Meeting
    Rosalina as Annie Wachowski
    Bowser as a random guy at the end
    Judy Nutkiss as a random woman at the end

    Reply
  • Michelle Arellano

    September 18, 2019

    Hey my favorite YouTube fan is all because it has my favorite puppet Jeffy and his so funny I can't stop watching all videos I am a big fan

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    September 18, 2019

    Fgteev they are so funny

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    September 18, 2019

    Get it

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    September 18, 2019

    You guys I like when you give Jeffy green beans

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    September 18, 2019

    YOU and you broter youtube channel are both my favorite

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    September 18, 2019

    I almost ate a lego one time😂

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    September 18, 2019

    I got an ad yay

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    September 18, 2019

    My favorite youtubers are yammyxox Ldshadowlady and YOU!!!!

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    September 18, 2019

    These captions are awesome 😂

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    September 18, 2019

    my favorite YouTube channel is you

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    September 18, 2019

    Oooh like that police youtube I say fuck you

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  • Pokè Power Brandon

    September 18, 2019

    That hamster ate shiiittt

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  • Yellow Trow

    September 18, 2019

    My Favourite YouTuber is SML because Jeffy is in every video

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  • Brandon Morreale

    September 18, 2019

    My my favorite YouTuber is sfmls l l s b l e DanTDM fgteev

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  • Victoria the green cheek conure

    September 18, 2019

    Jeffy

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    September 18, 2019

    Rally jeffy yo daddy high

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  • Troy Collings

    September 18, 2019

    Chad wild clay because he is a spy ninja and famous

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  • Flossy Glossy

    September 18, 2019

    Now people are going to search for Hogan Paul and Jeffy Paul lol

    Reply
  • liza matthews

    September 18, 2019

    I like sml and mr beast

    Reply
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    September 18, 2019

    Aphmau! I’ve been watching her since I was 7 or 8! She does amazing role plays and plays games with her friends! She so funny and it’s so enjoyable watching her! :3

    Reply
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    September 18, 2019

    ig

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  • Gaming with izzy !

    September 18, 2019

    Guava juice and SML

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  • Jeffy Jeffy

    September 19, 2019

    Well my Youtube channel is real! UH UH UH UH!

    Reply
  • kenyonrashad Lively

    September 19, 2019

    i started laughing at 0:03

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  • Kendall’s Cats

    September 19, 2019

    0:11 me with my crush

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  • Aaron Gannaway

    September 19, 2019

    Jeff. Is so stupid 😬😐🤨😱🤬👿💩

    Reply
  • Pure On The Wii

    September 19, 2019

    Made a million dollars on youtube, don't make me flex on you with my -13.69 a month

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  • Nancy Martinez

    September 19, 2019

    Me

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  • Z Dogg’s World Zane

    September 19, 2019

    You are because you’re funny as Frick

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  • Henry Guterrez

    September 19, 2019

    Jeffy is my favorite youtuber i allways like cuz i like them like here if you like jeffy

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  • Isaac Cruz

    September 19, 2019

    Hi

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  • Quali prosper gaming

    September 19, 2019

    Hogan:What are those!
    Goodman:shoes that cost more than your rent

    Reply
  • Landon Cartee

    September 19, 2019

    Stevie T

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    September 19, 2019

    Denis

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  • Andrzej Kamper Or Toothy AUTTP

    September 19, 2019

    This is how many does Hogan hits His dead hamster

    Reply
  • Boot Leg

    September 19, 2019

    Hogan Paul, 😂 😂

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  • Ernesto Lopez

    September 19, 2019

    Logan Paul the idiot who called out McGregor Logan you won't last with McGregor😂

    Reply
  • Briana Casias

    September 19, 2019

    Jeffy because he’s funny

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  • Carla Murdoch

    September 19, 2019

    I am my favorite youtuber

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  • Tony Jones

    September 19, 2019

    BUTS!!!

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  • Jake Grubinski

    September 19, 2019

    so thats why sml and sll was baned

    Reply
  • Sting Ray

    September 19, 2019

    You guys are my favorite YouTubers

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  • Liv Howard

    September 19, 2019

    That's not Logan Paul

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  • Austin Ried

    September 19, 2019

    You bc the jeffy stuf Logan

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    September 20, 2019

    Super mairo longan

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  • Omar Ibarra

    September 20, 2019

    Do you doodle pencil 💨

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    September 20, 2019

    Mario can you sweetie fortune cookie for you then I thought about that you know my

    Reply
  • TyGuy

    September 20, 2019

    You have been my favorite youtuber since I was six or seven years old, and when you got age restricted…

    I was sad, lmao

    Reply
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    September 20, 2019

    my favorite youtuber is jennifer miller

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  • Kailee VerValin

    September 20, 2019

    My Favorite YouTuber is SML

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  • Dripzyy YT

    September 20, 2019

    My favorite YouTuber is jeffy paul

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  • Jenny bell

    September 20, 2019

    My favorite youtuber is yall 😍

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  • Jocelyn Murray

    September 20, 2019

    I LOVE Logan Paul,BUT YOUR JUST MAKING FUN OF HIM AND LOGAN DOESNT EVEN DO THAT SO DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN EVER

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  • Sophie Benavides

    September 20, 2019

    Billie eilish is my favorite YouTuber because she is a singer and she is young

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  • Rohaan Qureshi

    September 20, 2019

    Hi I love the charecter jeffy

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