Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chris Stories

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chris Stories


Burnie [VO]: Probably the greatest joy in my life right now is working next to Chris. He is endless entertainment. He’s eating his little can of nuts, and he’s eating them, I said, “What are you eating?” He goes, “I’m eating walnuts.” I go, “Can I have one?” He goes, “Sure.” So he gives me one and I eat it. And I ask him, “Do you like walnuts? Like, are these like your favorite kind of nut?” And he goes, “Yeah. I like walnuts a lot.” And I go, “Can I have another walnut?” He goes, “Sure.” And he gives me another one and I eat it. And I go, “So, like, you prefer walnuts to any other nut that there is?” And he goes, “Yeah.” And I go, “Do you know that what we’re eating is called almonds?” [laughter] He looks at the almonds in the can and then he looks at the side and reads the label, he goes, “Almonds.” [laughter] So another thing that happens is, because we just moved over there, we don’t have things. Like, I walk out into the break room, and there’s Chris standing at the microwave. And I said, “Oh!” I said, “You walked all the way over here to microwave something?” He goes, “Yeah.” And I said, “We should get a microwave for the other building.” He goes, “That is so weird.” And I said, “Why?” He goes, “I just said that to Brandon like a minute ago.” I was like, “Is that weird?” [laughter] “Is that a coincidence?” His eyes got so big, he was like, “This is the weirdest thing. What a weird coincidence.” I, like, imagined him at home later with, like, pictures on the wall drawing red lines between all of em. Gus [VO]: “This means something.” [laughter]

100 Comments

  • Lance Stoddard

    October 27, 2013

    I showed my friend this and he was like "This is boring…"

    Reply
  • Lisa Wang

    October 28, 2013

    DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

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  • Rex Rychlik

    November 1, 2013

    LOL "Is that weird?" cracked me up!

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  • Jeetesh Narayan

    November 3, 2013

    Walnut = almonds

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  • Bobby Ewing

    November 4, 2013

    1:07 Chris turned into Kisame from Naruto lol

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  • Hoopcel

    November 5, 2013

    Chris and Gavin are the best

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  • Brother Teresa

    November 6, 2013

    xD

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  • Jacob Henn

    November 6, 2013

    Well, the microwave is defiantly not working for you.

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  • TheHan464646

    November 6, 2013

    I like the "Memento" refrence 😛

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  • MaxFlash200

    November 9, 2013

    It's I'd by far my favourite RTAA.

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  • FishThatDrown

    November 13, 2013

    The ending just fucking kills me. It reminds me of a few conspiracy freaks I know who call everyone sheep and think everything is out to get them.

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  • Jake R

    December 2, 2013

    Hmmmm the red "T"… It nervouses me…

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  • Tuesdays

    December 2, 2013

    "Don't believe his lies"
    Holy shit. I died. I love the subtle references in these.

    Reply
  • MadlyAced

    December 10, 2013

    0:38 They forgot Bernie's eye brows.

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  • merritt banks

    December 29, 2013

    THIS MEANS SOMTHING TO ME. This is weird.

    Reply
  • NordicGameplays

    January 24, 2014

    I laughed so hard to that last part I couldn't talk for 15 min.

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  • Dink Waffer

    January 25, 2014

    lol he's like the american version of gavin

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  • DR terror

    January 27, 2014

    If you look closely and the posits note next to the picture of the microwave it says who Is he working for

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  • Zachary Dell

    February 16, 2014

    this came out on my birthday

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  • Thomas Google

    February 17, 2014

    Omg these make me luagh so freaking hard

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  • isaac butterfield

    February 17, 2014

    Who is the microwave working for?

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  • Julian D'orazio

    March 2, 2014

    Dont believe his lies, memento   1:12

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  • TheHan464646

    March 8, 2014

    Gotta love the reference to "Memento"

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  • FruitShoot

    March 17, 2014

    I just got the post-it note next to Burnie's face at the end. It says don't believe his lies: Memento!

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  • The Eggplant Mage

    March 31, 2014

    0:05 "He's eating this can of nuts and he's eating them".

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  • bestinmathagent

    April 7, 2014

    That Memento reference

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  • BAFCAL3BR

    April 17, 2014

    Ooparoonie

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  • Emily M

    April 21, 2014

    The movie reference "Don't believe his lies" made my day.

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  • Katie Steele

    April 23, 2014

    CONSPIRACY!

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  • Yolo -Art

    April 26, 2014

    This means some thing

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  • Kalain Khelloul

    April 27, 2014

    Funniest people alive

    Reply
  • Yolo -Art

    April 27, 2014

    That was ur best video

    Reply
  • Blackbird25

    May 29, 2014

    1:12 Me when I see a Webdriver Torso video.

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  • sabi13673

    June 3, 2014

    I laughed througout the whole video but the last :" this means something" was tomuch…i literally died from laughing xD

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  • TheLilfellah22

    June 12, 2014

    Brandon and Chris seem kinda dumb

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  • Lie Ren

    June 30, 2014

    I have found the answer to the conspiracy the microwave is EVIL!!!!!!

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  • TheAllKnowingTribute

    July 6, 2014

    Sweet Memento reference

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  • Dag Nabbity Nabbit Chica

    July 9, 2014

    This will go down in Christory.

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  • Macaroni and Cliches

    July 24, 2014

    Oh god. 2 Gavins.

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  • Jessamine Alsmaya

    August 21, 2014

    I dont get it… lmao

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  • Choda Fettt

    October 4, 2014

    It was a "chrispiracy!!!"

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  • Noah Graham

    October 6, 2014

    Joel vs Chris in a stupid battle. GO

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  • Hyzer

    October 22, 2014

    Burnie has the best stories

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  • Steven Guo

    October 29, 2014

    Wow I never realized this until watching it again, but the scene at the end is from the movie Memento!!! If you haven't seen it you definitely should it's great.

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  • qwertyalerty

    October 30, 2014

    I started laughing so hard that i choked on saliva

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  • Dr.GhostdoctorSniper

    November 6, 2014

    IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!

    Reply
  • BionicDirector117

    November 12, 2014

    Look at the sticky note next to Burnie's picture on Chris' wall. "don't believe his lies" Awesome reference to Memento.

    You, yeah you the one who is reading this and hasn't seen Memento, you are missing out.

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  • Awkward Telegram

    November 13, 2014

    Trying to solve Ten Little Roosters be like 1:10

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  • Tickmayham42

    December 3, 2014

    My name is also Chris, and I'm pretry much as stupid as Roosterteeth's Chris xD

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  • Mothbite

    December 7, 2014

    I am eating almonds as I watch this 😱

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  • Kirukitsu

    December 25, 2014

    0:37 Eye brows. Gone.

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  • Belle Ducie-turner

    January 10, 2015

    I love Chris

    Reply
  • ktgcake

    February 1, 2015

    burnies is actually really good at the chris impression

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  • Ronan RiemanJohns

    February 2, 2015

    Okay, this might be one of the best AA

    Reply
  • Latios XD

    February 2, 2015

    ILUMMINATI CONFIRMED

    Reply
  • Jacob

    February 7, 2015

    LOL!!!

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  • Richard Martindell

    February 22, 2015

    I love that their computers are Bananas instead of Apples. 

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  • tank dempsy

    April 30, 2015

    I think this is always gonna be my favorite animated adventure

    Reply
  • Boggy Bunny

    May 7, 2015

    Fav one! 😂

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  • TraningSword

    May 8, 2015

    with a conspiracy wall its easier to use string than it is to write connections because you can move string

    Reply
  • xWagnerPlaguesx

    June 7, 2015

    The way Gus says "this means something" and the way Burnie cracks up afterwards is the best thing ever.

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  • oatmeal dolphin

    July 7, 2015

    should've been called Chrispiracies

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  • ShadowWolf

    August 14, 2015

    So funny

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  • Xero Fury

    September 24, 2015

    lol their computers are Banana PCs.

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  • Z D

    November 5, 2015

    I can't believe I'm saying this but Chris might be one percent more dumber then Gavin

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  • Josh W.

    November 16, 2015

    i just watched a tide ad featuring roosterteeth to watch rtaa, what a time to be alive.

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  • Ziaw Purple Jacket

    November 22, 2015

    I'm hitting the replay button so much I'm destroying my keyboard

    IT"S SO GREAT OMG

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  • Commissar Danny Trejo

    December 5, 2015

    If I was one the members of RT,I'd be Chris.Because he's exactly how I am(add in a little dash of Joel in there).

    Reply
  • Maddox Boykin

    January 4, 2016

    Brandon and Chris are the 2 most retarded people on the planet it's like a dangerous combination with both of them

    Reply
  • Mishy Stellar

    January 27, 2016

    This video featured in Lazer Team!

    Reply
  • Ben Evans

    January 29, 2016

    Anyone else noticed that this video is sneakily hidden in Lazer Team?

    Reply
  • Spiral Feather

    February 4, 2016

    0:38 Burnie lost his eyebrows.

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  • Blake Roberts

    February 20, 2016

    How old is Chris? Cause I'm 16 years old and I've known what walnuts are since I was 7

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  • Riley Mannion

    March 17, 2016

    Burnie says almonds weird

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  • pureblackeagle

    April 2, 2016

    Oooooh Chris…

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  • Christopher Frencham

    May 18, 2016

    who's dumber? Gavin or Chris?

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  • Blatzor

    August 1, 2016

    Referencing the movie Memento at the end on the conspiracy wall.

    Reply
  • Spaghetti Time

    August 21, 2016

    I feel like Chris is the Caboose of RT

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  • Pointless

    November 24, 2016

    Anyone notice they didn't cuss once this video, this is rare

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  • Tyler Brenner

    February 8, 2017

    I love Chris😂❤

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  • G_Guy001

    March 3, 2017

    RT Podcast #165 at 25:05

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  • Tyler Johnson

    March 17, 2017

    For a while I thought cranberries were raisins. You're not alone you Chrispiricist

    Reply
  • Justin Norman

    June 19, 2017

    I don't know why u need a language warning. There wasn't any bad words

    Reply
  • Vice Admiral Preston Cole

    July 3, 2017

    Keep in mind this guy graduated Valedictorian at his high school.

    Reply
  • Official Rubix Remix

    July 10, 2017

    The Microwave Conspiracy is on the same level as the Pepe Silvia Conspiracy.

    Reply
  • Kyle Majerczyk

    September 5, 2017

    1:15 "Don't believe his lies." Is that a Memento reference?

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  • Algernon

    October 25, 2017

    I love Chris, he's my favorite

    Reply
  • suddenlysarah

    December 21, 2017

    "he's eating this can of nuts and he's eating them"
    YOU DON'T SAY

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  • Kyle Tanking

    January 11, 2018

    This means something

    Reply
  • The-CoffeeBean

    January 13, 2018

    Almond-it that was funny.

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  • Leigh

    March 22, 2018

    God, I miss 2012

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  • Reige17

    April 18, 2018

    You think he's on the "Pepe Silvia" Conspiracy?

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  • Justin Rios

    July 28, 2018

    nUT

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  • Dvalle

    August 13, 2018

    I don’t understand the microwave one could someone explain please

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  • Butterfly Queen

    October 7, 2018

    🦄

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  • Buzzy Bee

    October 15, 2018

    I know someone who is just a more idiotic Chris

    Reply
  • Werewolves779

    October 29, 2018

    All nuts are the same to me

    Reply
  • kasai wizard

    February 25, 2019

    °0°

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  • GammaHunter

    April 9, 2019

    I almost think that Chris is crazier than Gavin

    Almost

    Reply
  • julian sanchez

    April 12, 2019

    Looks like someone’s 2301st!

    Reply

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