Girls Don’t Poop – PooPourri.com

Girls Don’t Poop – PooPourri.com


You would not believe the mother load I just
dropped. And that’s how I like to keep it—leaving not a trace I was ever here, let alone that
I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my cavernous bowels. Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared
toilet at work. Or the toilet at a party. Or your lover’s apartment. Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence.
Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid marks are as tenacious as mine. But what can be done of that subtle scent
of a 300-cow dairy farm? Aerosol air fresheners aren’t the most effective
option, or the healthiest… trying to mask the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab
carnations with just a touch of feces? So, how do you make the world believe your
poop doesn’t stink, or in fact, that you never poop at all? Poo-Pourri. Poo~Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray
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100 Comments

  • SL CG

    January 28, 2019

    what about stink farts when you release poop

    Reply
  • Daniella Fónagy

    January 28, 2019

    I want to buy this . I don’t want those annoying ass ads I want this.

    Reply
  • Kie_.

    January 28, 2019

    I thought it was a joke. WTF I M BUYING IT I DONT POOP PFFSS

    Reply
  • Billy Idol Rockstar

    January 29, 2019

    Hooot

    Reply
  • The Real BAZOOKABUBBA

    January 30, 2019

    How do they do this with a straight face!

    Reply
  • Willard Haywood

    January 30, 2019

    Beejaysphotos.biz

    Reply
  • ProNinja8778 Roblox

    February 2, 2019

    It’s not the smell that matters a lot it’s when you poop and the toilet water splashes on your bum and it cold and unpleasant.

    Reply
  • James Collins

    February 2, 2019

    I love this girl

    Reply
  • Private Area

    February 2, 2019

    She's so full of shit lol

    Reply
  • Sadie MayIhelpYou

    February 11, 2019

    keep replaying 1:08

    Reply
  • Kmxqe 1837

    February 11, 2019

    Cringe

    Reply
  • gojijoji

    February 13, 2019

    ok

    Reply
  • nic h

    February 15, 2019

    🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵
    Like if you saw purple

    Reply
  • Richard Kelley

    February 17, 2019

    LMFAO!!!!!! Loved it!!!!!

    Reply
  • Abdullah Uzun

    February 21, 2019

    00:57 armpits also smells:)

    Reply
  • Natalie Drain

    February 22, 2019

    Poor cow

    Reply
  • Vivek V Mathew

    February 23, 2019

    Someone give her an oscar.

    Reply
  • jersef

    March 2, 2019

    get it because poop is funny

    Reply
  • Kasyap Bendapudi

    March 7, 2019

    This is the shit

    Reply
  • Izabella Jayn

    March 7, 2019

    Why im watching this 11 at night?

    Reply
  • Didi Casual Girl

    March 9, 2019

    I love poop videos! I have one on my channel hahahaha so funny. Like if u watched

    Reply
  • Jaime Kaufman

    March 9, 2019

    This never gets old.

    Reply
  • mark bower jr

    March 16, 2019

    Lol

    Reply
  • It's Gadfly

    April 1, 2019

    Lighting a match eliminates the smell of poop.

    Reply
  • Shaanee Enc

    April 5, 2019

    i wish amy adams did this

    Reply
  • ExhaledSpinex34

    April 7, 2019

    What!!!!!!

    Reply
  • DragonWolf5589

    April 9, 2019

    I got some… It actually does work! So much I can smell lavender all through my whole flat (i got the lavender one)

    Reply
  • 人生艰辛s a n a

    April 11, 2019

    I rememeber watching this ad on the tv a long time ago! 😂

    Reply
  • Tareq Sagar

    April 12, 2019

    The most beautiful commercial for the most stinky thing on earth.

    Reply
  • Ronnie Hicks

    April 17, 2019

    I love your product, Intend to become a customer again

    Reply
  • SharonPlayzz

    April 20, 2019

    The moment that your sitting on the toilet pooping and searching poop on YouTube of your phone.

    Reply
  • Taras Wertelecki

    April 21, 2019

    Creamy behemoth? Skid marks? Porcelain Prisons? Priceless? ROFL!

    Reply
  • Arthur Amazons

    April 24, 2019

    my skid marks are bad like yours

    Reply
  • Juke Jonathan

    April 25, 2019

    cut a ROAP at a PARTEEE

    Reply
  • pierce marra

    April 29, 2019

    name a more iconic film. i'll wait.

    Reply
  • joice silva

    May 4, 2019

    Idjfjfjfhfhffididjkxk o meu nome iddokdidodofkfgjfif

    Reply
  • simonriddick

    May 5, 2019

    They need this at work someone's shit smells fucking horrible.

    Reply
  • Mustafa Berk Alkoç

    May 5, 2019

    LEGEND

    Reply
  • Eluwenie Stargazer

    May 8, 2019

    Dear Poopourri team,
    Perhaps I should tell you a story about my now belated dad.
    📚
    He grew up in the Great Depression, 1920's era.
    There was no "bathroom tissue" back then, it wasn't invented yet. 😨
    The Sears catalogue just came out, he read it, not much else to do. 📰
    When he was done, he spent hours tearing out the pages and crumpling them up. 📃📄
    He said it took him about 3 hours for 1 page to be used for the outhouse.
    🚽
    There were several he did that way per day and stacked them in a pile.
    📖..📖..📖
    1920's recycling! ♻
    "The Softer Side of Sears" indeed! 😊
    Thank you for posting.
    Peace ✌

    Reply
  • Silvaraci Couturier

    May 9, 2019

    Sure

    Reply
  • amine ation

    May 9, 2019

    0:21 look at the all the toilet paper she be using. did she just drop a mother load too?

    Reply
  • Imani R S

    May 12, 2019

    High speed of light and shadows and the house and shadows

    Reply
  • neo217041

    May 12, 2019

    My friends shits smell worse than a sanitation truck on a Monday morning. I will try and get him to try this. I'm certain his ass will not be contained.

    Reply
  • Ireallyneedtostop Smoking

    May 25, 2019

    Probably the best commercial ever! That girl is fantastic!

    Reply
  • Александра Хабибуллина

    May 26, 2019

    Lily evanescent

    Reply
  • Hannah Dalton

    May 26, 2019

    I have it it actually works so well

    Reply
  • Gary McMichael

    May 27, 2019

    This NO shit!!! This video is the very first one I ever upvoted. LOL.

    Reply
  • Cameltoe Lover

    May 27, 2019

    Girls don't poop? Fortunately yes, THEY DO! 💓💖

    Reply
  • TheGundamprince

    May 28, 2019

    THIS GIRL NEEDS TO PURSUE A CAREER IN ACTING!! She cracks me up!!! First ever product i’m sold in buying just cuz of her! 😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  • rosaa

    May 30, 2019

    0:59 pause at look at the next stall o.o

    Reply
  • Milca Acevedo

    June 1, 2019

    poop is amazing

    Reply
  • Mydoremi

    June 4, 2019

    Hahhhhhhh

    Reply
  • James Miller

    June 6, 2019

    The beginning of this, when she's sitting in the stall on the toilet and talking as she does, the girl next to her has to not laugh. I couldn't do it.

    Reply
  • Hal Bullard

    June 6, 2019

    Reminds me of Mary Poppins taking a dump.

    Reply
  • Darkoii MSP

    June 8, 2019

    Control the shit-uation

    Reply
  • theAbeElement

    June 9, 2019

    OMG this is among the funniest things I've ever seen 😂😂 I hope y'all paid this gal very well.. she's hilarious!

    Reply
  • ᒍᑌᑎ駿

    June 9, 2019

    what the fk is this even science?

    Reply
  • emptyinternet

    June 9, 2019

    Me:Teacher can i go to the toilet not to do my business just to cry 🙂
    Teacher:-thinks this child needs some help- sure

    Reply
  • Catrin Jensen

    June 20, 2019

    UM i am a girl and i do it u lier!!

    Reply
  • Sleeping Grace

    June 21, 2019

    What about farts?

    Reply
  • Contradiction

    June 29, 2019

    strong

    Reply
  • from the 46

    June 30, 2019

    I asked myself "Does this really work?" Just as she answered

    Reply
  • maylee neal

    July 1, 2019

    I have this

    Reply
  • Subscribe to me

    July 4, 2019

    What the f*** is this😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Merari Rodriguez

    July 5, 2019

    and what you cant poop lady you just pretend! XD jk

    Reply
  • Rita Haji

    July 5, 2019

    Lynn m please don’t say bad word I’m a eight year old kid 🧒

    Reply
  • Scout Park

    July 5, 2019

    WTF, this was my favorite perfume before I learned what it's for. Still use it, but with more shame.

    Reply
  • Joseph Valenzuela

    July 10, 2019

    Well I sprayed the bowl then sharted all over the toilet. The smell was terrible! But after 30 seconds I could smell only the poo pourri so I’m deff sold.

    Reply
  • Happy at Home

    July 16, 2019

    You must really like poop jokes you put poop in everything now hurry up I got to go!💩🧻

    Reply
  • Damla Bahri

    July 18, 2019

    Me: Wait, what? Is this real?
    Her: 1:18
    Me again:💀🤡

    Reply
  • juli peters

    July 20, 2019

    i remember the first time this came out i was like this has to be fake. but then i got intrigued. 4 years later and i still wish i got this product. best commercial ever 😍

    Reply
  • Claire Meyer

    July 23, 2019

    I do not know why boys take awhile to poop 💩??

    Reply
  • Micah Etherton

    July 24, 2019

    Lol 😂

    Reply
  • Elisa honey

    July 26, 2019

    the toilet in the wilderness made me 😂😂😂

    Reply
  • #Show Boy

    August 3, 2019

    Aren’t we gonna mention the fact she always wears the same dress? 😂

    Reply
  • Juan Rivera

    August 4, 2019

    It really does work I love it 🥰 💩

    Reply
  • Amelia Nicholas

    August 5, 2019

    I WANT POO- POURRI

    Reply
  • juschu67

    August 5, 2019

    can we spray it into our ass does it work the same way?

    Reply
  • Martha Gavez

    August 7, 2019

    Finally tried it. Don’t know life without it anymore lmao

    Reply
  • DarkPandaLord

    August 12, 2019

    I don't poop and I'm a guy.

    Reply
  • Francisco Velazquez

    August 18, 2019

    Real women NEVER poop. It's a fact.

    Reply
  • workinguyfl

    August 21, 2019

    Her accent makes it so much better. Galvaness bowels lmfao

    Reply
  • Moon Alien

    August 23, 2019

    I kinda wanna buy one, for some reason. I don’t- don’t ask. I just want one lol

    Reply
  • Unknown Man

    August 23, 2019

    It doesn't work

    Reply
  • Just a human

    August 24, 2019

    Lol "save your relationship"
    you are kinda saying that, pooping, which is a natural thing, can risk breaking your relationship?
    Damn is it like a one night stand ?

    Reply
  • Nmethyltransferase

    August 24, 2019

    Or eat enough fiber and resistant starch.

    Reply
  • VSCO GIRLSKSKSKSKSK

    August 25, 2019

    2:06 how she got up! 🤣🤣

    Reply
  • sean parsons

    August 25, 2019

    is this real?I dont beleve her…

    Reply
  • Howard-Michael Stern

    August 27, 2019

    HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT 2020 ! * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

    Reply
  • Corrupt O

    August 28, 2019

    “You would not believe the mother load I just dropped.”
    that can have near infinite meanings

    Reply
  • ItzRose Here

    August 28, 2019

    I’m still here

    Reply
  • 0.0 AMAZING

    August 29, 2019

    This is like vipoo=.=

    Reply
  • Shannon Jones

    August 30, 2019

    It doesn't work if you have diarrhea.. just saying

    Reply
  • Rupert Rumble

    September 2, 2019

    People just need to accept we all poop and it's far from smelling like roses. Dang.

    Reply
  • 1nlillatiger

    September 5, 2019

    She is nice but I always use poo pourri

    Reply
  • maggie

    September 6, 2019

    I need this

    Reply
  • Rogelia Alvarado

    September 14, 2019

    Ew

    Reply
  • Dncjc nncc

    September 16, 2019

    If I spray this on my ass hole will it smell like shit or no

    Reply
  • יאיר גת - פשוט בריא

    September 18, 2019

    If you need this product, then you better take better care of yourself and your diet, as you suffer from some kind of bowl irritation. If not treated, it can lead to serious illnesses (ulcers, colitis/Crohn's…)

    Buying it will only encourage you to ignore the problem

    Reply
  • Kim Possible

    September 19, 2019

    I remember this advertisement

    Reply

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