Ellen’s Hidden Cameras at Nordstrom!

Ellen’s Hidden Cameras at Nordstrom!


– AS YOU ALL KNOW, IT’S
BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH, AND NORDSTROM IS DOING
SOMETHING REALLY GREAT. THEY ARE HAVING AN EVENT
CALLED “WE HEART A GREAT FIT” ON OCTOBER 24TH
AND 25TH. JUST GO TO ANY NORDSTROM, AND A CERTIFIED FIT STYLIST
WILL HELP YOU FIND A BRA TO MAKE YOU LOOK
AND FEEL YOUR BEST. AND FOR EVER BRA
YOU BUY, NORDSTROM WILL DONATE $2
TO THE YOUNG SURVIVAL COALITION. THEY SUPPORT WOMEN
BATTLING BREAST CANCER. AND YOU CAN GO TO MY WEBSITE.
YOU CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT THAT. SO THE OTHER DAY, I SENT ONE
OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS, KYM DOUGLAS,
TO NORDSTROM TO MEET WITH A CERTIFIED
FIT STYLIST. KYM WORE AN EARPIECE AND COULD ONLY SAY
WHAT I TOLD HER TO SAY, AND WE SET UP HIDDEN CAMERAS
EVERYWHERE IN THE STORE. AND HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED. KYM, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
DO A LUNGE. YUP, GOOD. ALL RIGHT. FIND THE FIT STYLIST, AND SAY, “HI, I’M KYM.” – HI, HI.
HOW ARE–ARE YOU– – I’M KYM.
– I’M KYM. – KYM, I’M SERENE.
– “AND IT’S KYM WITH A Y.” – OH, AND IT’S KYM WITH A Y.
– OKAY. – “IT’S PRONOUNCED KYM.”
– KY–IT’S KYM. – “IT’S PRONOUNCED KYM.”
– IT’S KYM. – “KYM, KYM, KYM, KYM.”
ALMOST. – CAN YOU SAY KYM?
– YOU ALMOST GOT IT. KYM.
both: OKAY. – “NO EMPHASIS ON THE M.
NO EMPHASIS ON THE M.” – IT’S IMPORTANT.
NO M, NO M. – “KYA, KYA.” – KYM.
– “KYA.” – KY–KYA.
– “KYA.” – KYA, KYA. – OKAY, LET’S JUST GET ON
WITH IT. – OKAY.
– KYA. – “OH, IT’S HOT TODAY.”
– OKAY, LET’S JUST– YEAH, LET’S JUST GO ON.
IT’S HOT TODAY. – “HOW LONG HAVE YOU
WORKED HERE, SERENE?” – HOW LONG HAVE YOU
WORKED HERE? – I’VE BEEN IN LINGERIE
FOR TEN YEARS. – “OH, MR. NORDSTROM
WAS SMART TO HIRE YOU.” – MR. NORDSTROM WAS SMART
TO HIRE YOU. – YEAH.
– OKAY. – I REALLY DO WANT TO PRONOUNCE
YOUR NAME CORRECTLY. – “KYM.”
– WILL YOU SPELL IT FOR ME? – “K-Y-M.”
– KYM. – “K-Y-M.”
– K-Y-M. – “KY-EM, KY-EM.”
– K-Y-M. – “THINK”–
– KY-EM. – “THINK OF A KEY–
THINK OF A KEY IN A DOOR.” – THINK A KEY IN A DOOR.
– “BUT THE– “AND THEN THE ‘EE’
LIKE ON THE E. “EE.
KEY. AND THEN WITH A UM.
AND JUST A SHORT UM.” – AND THEN AN UM. – KYM.
– KYM. – BETTER?
– KYM. – MM-HMM.
– KYM. ALMOST THERE?
– “YOU GOT IT, SERENE. “SERENE, I’M PRONOUNCING
YOUR NAME CORRECTLY? SERENE?” – AM I PRONOUNCING
YOUR NAME CORRECTLY? SERENE?
– SERENE. SERENE.
S-E-R-E-N-E. LIKE SERENE.
– “SERENE.” all: SERENE, SERENE.
SERENE, SERENE. – “SREEN.”
– SERENE. – “SREEN.”
– CELINE? – “WITH AN M?
IS THERE AN M IN THERE?” – WITH AN M?
– WITH AN N. – IS THERE AN M IN THERE?
– NO M IN THERE. – “SENINE?” – CELINE.
– “SENINE?” – SERENE. SO REPLACE THE R
WITH AN L. [laughter] – OH. “THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.” – THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT’S SO SWEET. – SORRY, I GET REALLY DISTRACTED
BY SPARKLY THINGS. – “YEAH, ME TOO.
ME TOO, ME TOO.” LAUGH WAY TOO HARD.
LAUGH WAY TOO HARD. – ME TOO.
ME TOO. [laughs] – KEEP LAUGHING.
KEEP LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD. WAY TOO HARD. – [laughing] – “YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS LAUGHING
AT ON THE WAY OVER HERE?” – OH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS LAUGHING AT ON THE WAY OVER HERE? – “HOW MANY NAMES THERE ARE
FOR BOOBS.” – HOW MANY NAMES THERE ARE
FOR BOOBS. – “TATAS.”
– TATAS. – “YAYAS.”
– YAYAS. – YAYAS.
– “BABALOOS.” – BABALOOS.
– HAVEN’T HEARD THAT ONE YET. – “BAZOOMBAS.”
– WHAT ELSE? – OH, BAZOOMBAS.
both: BAZOOMBAS. – YEAH, THAT’S ANOTHER ONE.
– “HONKER HOOTERS.” – HONKER HOOTERS. – “LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT I NAMED MY BOOBS. PAMMY AND TAMMY.” – LISTEN TO WHAT I NAMED
MY BOOBS. – WHAT DID YOU NAME
YOUR BOOBS? – “PAMMY.”
– PIGGLY AND TAMMY. TAMMY. [laughter] – “PIGGLY IS–
PIGGLY IS BIGGER THAN TAMMY.” – WELL, PIGGLY IS BIGGER
THAN TAMMY, SO… – OH, YEAH, SO THIS WOULD BE
MY PIGGLY, AND THIS WOULD BE
MY TAMMY. [laughter and applause] – “SAY HELLO
TO BOTH OF THEM.” – WOULD YOU MIND SAYING HELLO
TO THEM? – [speaking indistinctly] – YEAH. – YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO
TO PIGGLY AND HELLO TO TAMMY? – “YES, PLEASE.
YES.” – HI, PIGGLY.
HI, TAMMY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
I’M SERENE. – OH, MY GOD. “OH, MY GOD,
THERE’S ONE OF MY EX-HUSBANDS.” HIDE BEHIND A RACK. – OH, I BETTER–
I’M GONNA GO BEHIND A RACK. – “I JUST SAW
ONE OF MY EX-HUSBANDS.” – RACK.
THAT’S ANOTHER NAME. [laughter and applause] BOOBS, BREASTS, RACK. – “HEY, I NEED A NEW BRA.” – OH, SO I NEED A NEW BRA. WHICH KIND DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD GET? – WHICH DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR,
AND WHAT DO YOU LIKE? – “WELL, I LIKE
TO GO COMMANDO, SO…” – I USUALLY
LIKE TO GO COMMANDO. – LAUGH REALLY HARD.
LAUGH REALLY HARD ABOUT THAT. – [laughing] – “HOLD ON, TAMMY’S TELLING ME
SOMETHING.” – WAIT. TAM–
OH, WAIT. TAMMY IS TELLING ME
SOMETHING. – “WHAT IS IT, TAMMY?”
– TAMMY, WHAT IS IT? – ALL RIGHT,
NOW JUST LAUGH. – TAMMY. – “SHE TOLD ME
SOMETHING FUNNY.” – [laughs] – “SHE TOLD ME
SOMETHING FUNNY.” – OH, SHE TELLS ME
SOMETHING FUNNY. – NOTHING. “THE BRA I’M WEARING
IS VERY OLD.” – OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT YOU’RE WEARING
IS VERY OLD. [laughter] – NO, “THE BRA”–
THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID. OH, MY GOD. KYM, KYM, JUST SAY, “HAVE YOU HEARD
OF THE ‘ELLEN’ SHOW?” – HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE “ELLEN” SHOW? – YES.
– “YOU’RE ON IT RIGHT NOW.” – YOU’RE ON IT
RIGHT NOW. – “SHE HAS BEEN TALKING
IN MY EAR THE WHOLE TIME.” [cheers and applause] – I’M SO SORRY. – THANKS A LOT, KYM.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, SERENE. [cheers and applause] KYM, SERENE,
COME ON OUT HERE. WHAT DID YOU THINK
WAS HAPPENING? – I THOUGHT HAPPY HOUR
CAME EARLY. – WELL… – SHE WAS SO MUCH FUN.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS HYSTERICAL. I WAS DYING. I WAS TRYING SO HARD
NOT TO CRACK UP. – IT WAS VERY, VERY FUNNY. THANK YOU FOR BEING
SUCH A GOOD SPORT, AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING
FOR EVERYBODY. – YES. – IS IT A $200 NORDSTROM CARD? [cheers and applause] EVERYONE GETS A $200 NORDSTROM
GIFT CARD. UH-OH. DID YOU WANT TO SEE
MORE VIDEOS? HOLD ON. NOW, THE SKIRT
THAT LAUREN IS WEARING LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR
MINI SKIRT, BUT IT’S NOT. IT’S CALLED
THE MINI FREEZE. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HIT THIS BUTTON. OOH.

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