>>Jimmy: ONE MORE ITEM FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. FROM TIME TO TIME WE SEND MY COUSIN SAL OUT INTO THE WILD TO HAVE FUN WITH UNSUSPECTING DELIVERY PEOPLE, AND THIS TIME HE REALLY — HE MAY HAVE PUSHED IT TOO FAR. THIS MIGHT BE CRAZIER THAN ANYTHING THE PRESIDENT DID TODAY. ♪ [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]>>PERFECT. THANK GOD. THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE. COME RIGHT IN. YOU CAN PUT IT — HERE, JUST PUT IT HERE.>>ALL RIGHT.>>WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>ANDREW.>>ANDREW?>>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>THIS IS MY GRANDFATHER PAPA LUMPY.>>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>HE CAN’T HEAR YOU. HE’S BEEN OUT OF IT FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS. I STILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. STILL HAVE TO FEED HIM.>>THAT’S GOOD OF YOU TO DO THAT.>>IT’S NICE. IT JUST BECOMES TEDIOUS — I’M GOING TO ACTUALLY CHEW THE FOOD UP AND SPIT IT INTO HIS MOUTH LIKE A MAMA BIRD TO A BABY BIRD. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?>>OH, GOSH.>>IT’S NOT FUN. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M IN THE WILL. SO JUST TRYING TO HANG ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU IN ANYBODY’S WILL?>>HOPEFULLY MY PARENTS.>>YOUR PARENTS? HOW OLD ARE THEY? THEY’RE NOT 100 YEARS OLD.>>61 OR — >>SO YOU’VE GOT A WAYS TO GO. YOU HAVE A FEW YEARS BEFORE YOU’RE SPITTING KUNG PAO INTO THEIR MOUTH. YOU EVER GIVE AN OLD MAN A SPONGE BATH?>>NO.>>YOU WANT TO?>>I THINK I’M GOOD. IT’S NOT SANITARY.>>I’M JUST STUCK. HOW LONG ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR TWO GRAND AND A SWEET & LOW COLLECTION?>>GOOD LUCK.>>CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? I THREW MY SHOULDER OUT THE OTHER DAY PLAYING TENNIS.>>OKAY. WHAT DO YOU — >>MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME — I’M TRYING TO GET THIS THING. YOU JUST — I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS APPARATUS EVERY SO OFTEN. GRAB THAT SIDE AND ON THREE PULL. OKAY? JUST PULL YOUR WAY. ONE, TWO, THREE. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. [ BEEP ] OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ FLATLINE SOUND ] WE DID IT. HE’S GONE. THAT’S IT. YEAH. THAT’S IT. SO THAT’S THE ALARM. AND HE’S DONE. THANK YOU FOR HELPING. I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A BIG TIP. ACTUALLY, HOLD ON. HOLD THAT UP FOR ONE SECOND. HOLD THAT ONE SECOND. YEAH, JUST HOLD IT BECAUSE — >>I DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE — >>WHY NOT?>>WHAT DID WE JUST DO?>>THERE YOU GO. WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. YOU PULLED THE — YOU PULLED THE — HOLD ON. I’M GOING TO GIVE A BIG TIP. YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE. DON’T GO ANYWHERE. YOU WERE A LOT OF HELP. STAY RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. YOU WERE GREAT.>>WHO THE — CHINESE FOOD? I LOVE CHINESE FOOD! DID YOU BRING THE HOT MUSTARD? I LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THAT’S ANDREW RIGHT THERE. HI, ANDREW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SORRY, ANDREW. YOU ALL RIGHT?>>YEAH, I’M GOOD.>>Jimmy: THAT’S MANSLAUGHTER. WELL, THANK YOU, ANDREW. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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