Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times

Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times


– Welcome one and all,
to a tale of despair, wherein the new technologies
all good folk must beware. – What be this then? – ‘Tis a new anthology play
about the dangers of technology. Ye Mirror Black. – Behold, our play the first. Being the tale of a young jack-a-nape who hath learned to read. – I’ve heard good things. (trumpet blowing) – Young shepard, why dost
thou not tend thine flock? – Why, the young shepard
hath put so much of his mind into this book that he
hath become but an object, and I hath become sentia. – Nooo! (laughing) (applause) – Be this even fiction? – That could happen, that
could totally happen. – Could happen? It hath happened. – Nay. – I never see youngins
without books in their hands. Never look up. Walking around. Whose to say they won’t
go crazy and kill someone. – Ay, obviously one
must lead to the other. – Oy. – There was never such
a tale of woe to now then Winn who hath replaced
his hoe with plows. (trumpet plays) – Yorgs. I have never seen such
a convenient implement such as this here plow. – You know I’ve been thinking about getting meself a plow. – Oh yeah. – Behold.
(squeals) Thine plow hath dug a hole onto hell! (gasps) (applause) – Oh now I shall never get a plow. – Oh no, me neither. You know I heard this one
was based on a true story. – I believe it. – Yeah, I believe it. I believe it could happen. The devil is everywhere. – We all do long for
greater ease of living. Yet laziness can lead to great misgiving. – Young archer why does thou
not practice at thine target? – Behold, I hath brought
my new technology. A crossbow. – Be that the same character
from the first one? – No it’s a new one each time. – Ooh, that’s fun. – Yeah. – Ah, I hath shot mine bolt, but it doth take too much time to reload. – Mmm. – Take mine longbow. (grunts) – Alas, I have become too
weak from the technology, and I cannot even hold it, and now I have the plague. – [Both] Noooo! (applause) – Strange twist indeed. – But who can tell from
whence the plague arrives? – Mmm, who indeed.
(blows nose) (trumpet plays) – Now be afeared ye
goodly sons and daughters for want of walking less
whilst fetching water. – Hark and behold, what
new technology be that? – ‘Tis my new yoke what lets me carry more water than before. – But if thou carries two buckets mustn’t then thou carry three than four than numbers greater still? – Mmm, well reasoned. That’s what me told my
neighbor, he got a yoke. – Yoke, the convenience of the yoke has made me forget the lord mine god. – And now there art more bucket than man, and we must storn thee
in the village square. – Noo! – Mm, that be my favorite one.
(applause) – That one? It’s so over the top. (clanking) – Well it be why I like it. – Oh, you know the town crier hath ranked them all from best to worst including the christ mast placed starring John the Hamm. – Oh, I love John the Hamm. – Me too, such a handsome man. All five teeth still there. – Wow. (applause and trumpet) – Well technology will
truly be the ruin of us all. – Well, I’m off to go bury me eighth son. Be you coming? – Nah, I’ve been to enough
funerals this morning. I think I’m going to go
cover myself in leeches. – All right. – Pamper yourself, you
know, that’s what you say. – Sure, self care.

100 Comments

  • CollegeHumor

    June 12, 2019

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    Reply
  • Founding Father

    June 26, 2019

    Books are bad is what I got from this

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  • Bryan Clark

    June 26, 2019

    Um, actually, that looks more like a horse bow. Longbow would be straight when unstrung.

    Reply
  • Dr. Whippersnatch

    June 26, 2019

    Brennan really got to live his truth in this one.

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  • Aethelwyrn Black

    June 26, 2019

    Lol I love the irony.

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  • Da Kat

    June 26, 2019

    I thought the buckets one was going to be too heavy. becoming a bucket-man was a nice twist. (Though,I don't know why I was expecting that- what showed fits the theme)

    Reply
  • Mila Johns

    June 26, 2019

    It's truly unfair how much better Brennan looks in black stockings than I do…

    Reply
  • CrazyBubbleMonkey

    June 26, 2019

    Ahnd nahw I HAHVE the PLEHGUE.

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  • The Proletariat

    June 26, 2019

    This is goddamn funny. And these guys are damn good voice actors.

    Reply
  • Anthony Sforza

    June 26, 2019

    Oh hey… this one was actually pretty funny. Kind of just realized I haven't seen a video from this channel in about a year or so. I think they stopped giving me notifications.

    Reply
  • Francis Chan

    June 27, 2019

    of course it was brennan

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  • KevinShultz

    June 27, 2019

    Teknolokeee…

    Reply
  • pernus

    June 27, 2019

    This is the best.

    Reply
  • Vow of Hypocrite

    June 27, 2019

    2:34 every time you play Rimworld

    Reply
  • Spencer Raney

    June 28, 2019

    This hath been Charles Brooker, now be on thy way.

    Reply
  • Juvia Seagray

    June 28, 2019

    John the Ham. John Ham. Galavant.

    Way back in days of old, there was a legend told-

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  • Charlie Valentine

    June 28, 2019

    Is that bit with the book a satire of christianity in the medieval period or christianity in America?

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  • Blyt

    June 29, 2019

    be this even fiction? 😏

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  • Björn Czaia

    June 29, 2019

    The concern over too deep an immersion into literature is not a medieval one but of the 18th century.
    Particularly Goethe's Werther had been tied to a string of suicides that seemed to ape the character.

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  • Jack Jedlicka

    June 29, 2019

    Was she wearing the yolk wrong?

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  • LovexxMuzik

    June 29, 2019

    😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Brack Zaff

    June 30, 2019

    It's funny because some people were actually worried about the dangers of books, back in olden times.

    Reply
  • King Dollop-head

    June 30, 2019

    All five teeth still there

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  • Prashun 'PC' Chakraborty

    July 1, 2019

    Pretty much why I think Black Mirror is dumb. Technology bad, old times good.

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  • Aren

    July 1, 2019

    Self care

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  • Jack McConnell

    July 2, 2019

    God, their accents are awful

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  • Jack McConnell

    July 2, 2019

    Is she trying to do a Caribbean accent?

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  • Rosy The octopus

    July 3, 2019

    The original heart nouveau

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  • Corin Salisbury

    July 4, 2019

    This is how i feel watching black mirror lmao

    Reply
  • Nicholas W. Gushue

    July 4, 2019

    I scrolled down after the bit with the book and immediately saw a video about mimics from D&D with a book as the thumbnail

    Reply
  • J. S.

    July 4, 2019

    Brennan's magestic legs distracted me throughout the entire vid, so I'll watch it again! …And again be distracted by Brennan's legs.

    Reply
  • Nicholas

    July 8, 2019

    Brennan in tights and an accent >>>> bandersnatch

    Reply
  • Cillian S

    July 10, 2019

    They just sound Irish half of the time

    Reply
  • aModernDandy

    July 11, 2019

    I also love John the Hamm

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  • Harsh Kumar

    July 12, 2019

    Brennan's scripts are always the most intuitive and interesting.

    Reply
  • Alovatololo

    July 14, 2019

    Brennan looks so good with eyeliner. It makes his eyes pop so well.

    Reply
  • Hermel J.

    July 14, 2019

    Black girl during the middle ages… yeah, right

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  • tj Johnson

    July 16, 2019

    Siobhan looks amazing without glasses

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  • Reno Cocchiarale

    July 18, 2019

    Whoever put eyeliner on Brennan, thank you.

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  • Henry Tang

    July 21, 2019

    no clue why but I love this skit so much

    Reply
  • Ryan Mackert

    July 25, 2019

    This would’ve been great but it’s a recurve not a longbow

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  • HavCola

    July 27, 2019

    "More bucket than man, twisted and evil…"

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  • JoeyVTM_YT

    August 1, 2019

    "welp, im off the bury me eighth child, carre to join?
    "na imma go cover meself in leeches"

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  • Michael Mesones

    August 2, 2019

    The devil is everywhere

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  • Rwdphotos

    August 2, 2019

    Love the parking lot in the background

    Reply
  • Heather Sherman

    August 2, 2019

    Love this!

    Reply
  • ameer adel

    August 4, 2019

    Technolo hard g is thee devil way to mess with our brains

    Reply
  • Beardless Dwarf

    August 5, 2019

    this may or may not be a slight jab at black mirror. either way i like it.

    Reply
  • Sorry In Advance

    August 5, 2019

    Proof that CH could do horrible histories

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  • Franky Dostál

    August 6, 2019

    Modern sight on the crossbow makes this work.

    Reply
  • Adam Osborne

    August 7, 2019

    Honest to god, I'd watch a show where Brennan just goes around being like… some kinda fuckin' bard or whatever.

    Reply
  • Mjbb Games

    August 8, 2019

    imagin if someone was walking through those woods

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  • E Man

    August 8, 2019

    Zero out of ten
    Not enough historical accurate cross dressing

    Reply
  • Evelene Maye

    August 8, 2019

    wear it upside down

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  • Fachjargon

    August 9, 2019

    Americans and Middle Ages go together like woman and female roles….

    Reply
  • Ender Wiggins

    August 9, 2019

    When Trapp’s accent sounds better than Siobhan’s

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  • kaijuumafoo

    August 10, 2019

    NOOOOO

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  • Marcos Hernandez

    August 10, 2019

    Ye is just pronounced like the

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  • AegisEpoch

    August 11, 2019

    then they'll have an episode where someone takes a bath and it winds up working out and everyone will get mad

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  • Tim Buktu

    August 11, 2019

    "And now I have the plague"

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  • darksoulenvoy

    August 12, 2019

    So are we really just gonna ignore the fact that Brennan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?

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  • AJSSPACEPLACE

    August 12, 2019

    At least this would be able to stay relevant for more than a couple years.

    Unlike how nearly every early black mirror episode has become outdated due to the rapid advance of technology, with the only exemptions being episodes that don’t have realistic plots

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  • Steampunkcraft

    August 12, 2019

    is that a BLACK WOMAN?!?

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  • Ghostwriter

    August 13, 2019

    "Cover myself in leeches. Self care."

    Reply
  • Anne-Marie Robinson

    August 13, 2019

    This new college humour video is "critically acclaimed" by the YouTube peanut gallery, apparently

    Reply
  • Balloonbot

    August 15, 2019

    Props on the West country accents

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  • Mitchell

    August 15, 2019

    When you’ve made only six videos that got over a million plays in six months you know you’ve lost your touch

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  • Cicada

    August 15, 2019

    STOP PRANCING IN THE BACKGROUND I CANT FOCUS ON THE COMEDY

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  • moth cryptid

    August 16, 2019

    brennan lookin thique in them tights

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  • Diego Sanchez

    August 16, 2019

    But I mean, White Christmas is the best episode.

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  • Steely Eyed Missile Man

    August 17, 2019

    ok you know what now im gonna watch black mirror because of this

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  • Horse_Relish75

    August 18, 2019

    Siobhan isn't even acting here

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  • Alyssa Davidson

    August 19, 2019

    Seriously. I loathe Black Mirror.

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  • Maria G. Lara

    August 19, 2019

    Ah yes. A video with both Brennan and Siobhan, set in medieval times, making fun of Black Mirror. FINALLY this technology is offering the quality content I've been waiting for!

    Reply
  • Victory Mark

    August 20, 2019

    2:00 the way Brennan flutters away has me in fucking stitches

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  • Find 'N' Frag

    August 20, 2019

    But who can tell from whence the plague arrives?

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  • Ryan Giraldi

    August 21, 2019

    You pronounced “Ye” wrong, y used to be a stand in for the letter that made a “th” sound when printing presses weren’t standardized, it would just be “the”. Anyway I being a stickler and reading too much into this sketch😂

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  • Eric Pepetentacles

    August 21, 2019

    Thats not a long bow

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  • Hey It's Vher

    August 22, 2019

    tehk n0 lo Gi

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  • C x 3

    August 22, 2019

    Way better premise than the latest season’s episodes combined.

    Reply
  • meenin n

    August 24, 2019

    WHY is NO ONE talking about BRENNAN IN TIGHTS

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  • Isambardify

    August 25, 2019

    Jokes on black mirror, it was actually a recurve bow!

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  • quiroz923

    August 25, 2019

    (Pedantic voice): uhmmm, actually, the letter Y in "ye old" is not actually pronounced like that, it's just similar to the letter they used to use for the sound "th" in old printing presses of the medieval and renaissance times.

    Reply
  • Rick Davids

    August 25, 2019

    Good sketch. Very peasant.

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  • JustGemThings

    August 26, 2019

    I loveth thy first playeth of thy fourth season hath called C.S. Callist'r.

    Reply
  • shiv 421 kobra

    August 27, 2019

    THE SELF CARE REFERENCE

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  • MC Days Alive

    August 27, 2019

    I bet it was Grants idea for Brendan to wear tights lol

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  • Jaclyn Herrera

    August 28, 2019

    Brennan is in his prime dancing in tights and speaking ye olde english

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  • Віка Г.

    August 30, 2019

    Is Brennan wearing nylons with a control top?

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  • Claire G

    August 30, 2019

    I have been a fan of CollegeHumor quite a long time, and this is absolutely my favorite video that they’ve made recently!

    Reply
  • Grace Lowe

    August 31, 2019

    Trapp trying to do an English accent is the funniest thing I have ever seen

    Reply
  • Stephanie Michaud

    September 7, 2019

    Brennan's legs give me life

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  • Shadow Reptile

    September 11, 2019

    2:00 Nobody can deny that Brennon's exit is funny!

    Reply
  • Viggo Eriksson

    September 11, 2019

    That crossbow would actuly need more stregth if they have the same amount of power

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  • shiv 421 kobra

    September 14, 2019

    Mine favourite of all the anthologie of technologie that be Ye Mirrore Blacke be the one where man hath sailed all ye way east of this land, and encountered many a savage, until of course, he did fall off ye face of ye Earth. Aye that had great production value it did…

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  • Gelo Gonzales

    September 20, 2019

    brennan prancing around 10/10

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  • Denny Lee-Hansberry

    September 27, 2019

    Black mirror fucked up by trying to be a morality play. Take a note from the twilight zone. They just dump the story on you and say “wouldn’t that be fucked?”

    Reply
  • Burhan Diwan

    October 7, 2019

    The self care reference in the end was the cherry on top.

    Reply
  • UCeagle79

    October 8, 2019

    This was a great idea. All things i like college humor, medieval humor and black mirror…. and i didn't laugh once. Everything was flat. The plague comment got a slight chuckle. Idk this felt like it had alot of set up and weak jokes

    Reply
  • hiccup22

    October 9, 2019

    this was brilliant

    Reply

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